The Backstory
In 2006, Brandon Flowers, lead singer of The Killers, rented my modest 2-bedroom apartment in Las Vegas. Rent was about $850/month back then, and he stayed for 6 months... without paying a cent! 😡
I know, I know... I didn’t make him put down a deposit. That’s on me. But still — six months is $5,100! Come on, Brandon!
The Dogs
Brandon brought along his two Pomeranians. Cute, yes. But they destroyed my carpets with mysterious stains and fur that I’m still finding in the vents.
Visual Evidence
My Message to Brandon
Brandon, buddy,
You were great in “Hot Fuss” and I even liked “Sam’s Town”... but that doesn’t mean you can dodge rent. Be a good neighbor. Pay what you owe. My carpets are still haunted by your dogs. 😢
🚨 TOTAL DUE: $5,100 + Carpet Damages 🚨
Let’s settle this. I can be reached at [email protected]. 🫡